Ready to depart (Please consider my undiagnosed neurological condition)

Aloha I’m not here to stay under these circumstances, I love cooking and eating my own cooking and fresh grown produce.
I would also like to go back to school for culinary/baking and cosmetology.
I have a plan.
Need a flight out either in a day or two.
Please help.
EBT has been cancelled.
Not here to provide a free show.
The spyware people are being put on notice.
You aint that fucking slick homie.